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ghost pugs exist so do elves
fairies and demons a shadow man has been standing behind me while I take polaroids of the dead I am getting to the point where I am not so much afraid as annoyed the ghost pug looks terrified and I wonder if I am not scared enough my black dog's hair is turning white like that girl in the Freddy Krueger movies I saw glowing footprints on the couch a fairy face in my plant it is like someone has slipped me acid except there is no acid the hat man grinned at me from my window and I screamed did you know Hecate likes pugs? she likes all dogs and they party with the elves in my house they make faces at my dog even the goddess of the underworld has a sense of humor at least she didn't bring the grim reaper by today he is a bit of a debbie downer you want to come to this party? everything you ever imagined is real isn't that terrifying? the elves aren't scary they do steal your socks though the demons in the background just pretend they don't scare you fear is their drug they mainline it at midnight don't think they can't hear you they are mind readers and they sort through your sorrow thought trash and make it into knives to use against you pretend you are like them let them write a poem pose for a picture let them think they can trick you then play them like a creepy organ in a B-movie they will worship you something else you need to know elves can be sad too if they live with you and you don't laugh enough they lose their color and turn black and white
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AuthorMichelle Tinklepaugh Archives
June 2023
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