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don't marry that one night stand just because he left his sweatshirt at your house it isn't a sign from the universe he will tell you this later ten years later to be exact he will also tell you he wasn't going to email you that is why he gave you his email not his phone number and you will feel really stupid as you are married now holding his baby don't read depressing poems about getting abused as a kid at the local Barnes and Noble while wearing a whimsical shirt with animals on it it just isn't right don't say anything about those weird sad clown paintings on the wall that guy you are dating will be really insulted his grandmother painted them now rest of the night will be awkward and don't let him give you a bath because you feel guilty you said his grandma's clown paintings were creepy don't tell him he is creepy when you are already in the bath and no one knows where you are don't point out the mildew don't go on dating websites don't meet people from dating websites don't tell the guy at the gas station your love life he has been stalking you don't watch scary movies alone at night don't eat spaghetti and meatballs before a heavy night of drinking
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June 2023
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