Look at these photos closely then shit your pants, or get drunk, or cry or pray to your Aunt Marion that used to make perfect egg salad sandwiches and smelled like hairspray but is now dead.
On the first picture you can see a beam me up scotty type beam of light. About a few minutes before my dog started barking continuously at the same spot we heard what we thought was an airplane. The second picture is a close up of the first. Notice the ET body shape. Can you see the eyes and the mouth, yup. So could we. The third picture is a close up of a light anomaly taken a few seconds after. Imagine an octopus of light with tendrils like hair.
If this is too much for you go do your taxes, calm down, watch the X-files read some Whitley Streiber circa 1987. Then meditate on the fact that we have destroyed this planet and alien visitation is our only way out. Rejoice, eat a taco, wonder if we are just an experiment aliens are running as in we are the mice in the maze. Have a panic attack, eat a taco, drink wine that tastes terrible with tacos and remember aliens are watching you.
I really appreciate your visitation
It made an exciting date night
as you know I am still really depressed
so the thought of other planets
that our better than this one
and not on the brink of destruction
is a positive thought I would like
to have more often
have you been watching me since
I read Communion when I was 9?
so if you have been watching since then
I am sorry for what you had to see
hopefully you have psychology on your planet
or some drug I can take to make me whole
my guess is you don't visit people that are whole
because they don't exist
I bet you can see my soul
and you know I don't belong here
you are right
I thought it was more existential
since you haven't abducted me yet
I am pretty sure you might be afraid of Covid too
so I just want you to know I got the Johnson &
Johnson vaccine which
apparently is less effective
and might kill me
if you have better technology I am
totally up for your experiments
can't be worse than the dentist
being raped or molested
if it is I would appreciate
a heavy drugging so I don't
my guess is you are probably kinder
or at least smarter than everyone on
this planet including Elon Musk
who is trying to colonize Mars
oh you already knew that
of course that makes sense
it would be cool if you could make
friends with my dog
because she won't shut up
and you are really freaking her out
do you not have pets where you are?
if you don't have books
I can't go
don't visit me anymore
if you do have books
can you make me a famous writer
can you heal my weird route canal infection?
I will grow soybeans in your blue greenhouse
I will run an ESP preschool for your alien babies
I love babies
thanks for stopping by
I am sorry I didn't have any Reese's pieces
I am deathly allergic to all nuts
yeah I know it is the GMOs
live long and prosper
Leonard Nimoy is from your planet?
nothing surprises me anymore
except for the end of humanity
don't worry they all think I'm crazy
my washing machine is broken
can you please be like those
magical shoe elves and fix it?
or leave me cookies
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