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Look at these photos closely then shit your pants, or get drunk, or cry or pray to your Aunt Marion that used to make perfect egg salad sandwiches and smelled like hairspray but is now dead.
On the first picture you can see a beam me up scotty type beam of light. About a few minutes before my dog started barking continuously at the same spot we heard what we thought was an airplane. The second picture is a close up of the first. Notice the ET body shape. Can you see the eyes and the mouth, yup. So could we. The third picture is a close up of a light anomaly taken a few seconds after. Imagine an octopus of light with tendrils like hair. If this is too much for you go do your taxes, calm down, watch the X-files read some Whitley Streiber circa 1987. Then meditate on the fact that we have destroyed this planet and alien visitation is our only way out. Rejoice, eat a taco, wonder if we are just an experiment aliens are running as in we are the mice in the maze. Have a panic attack, eat a taco, drink wine that tastes terrible with tacos and remember aliens are watching you. Dear Greys I really appreciate your visitation It made an exciting date night as you know I am still really depressed so the thought of other planets that our better than this one and not on the brink of destruction is a positive thought I would like to have more often have you been watching me since I read Communion when I was 9? so if you have been watching since then I am sorry for what you had to see hopefully you have psychology on your planet or some drug I can take to make me whole my guess is you don't visit people that are whole because they don't exist I bet you can see my soul and you know I don't belong here you are right I thought it was more existential since you haven't abducted me yet I am pretty sure you might be afraid of Covid too so I just want you to know I got the Johnson & Johnson vaccine which apparently is less effective and might kill me if you have better technology I am totally up for your experiments can't be worse than the dentist the gynecologist being raped or molested if it is I would appreciate a heavy drugging so I don't remember my guess is you are probably kinder or at least smarter than everyone on this planet including Elon Musk who is trying to colonize Mars oh you already knew that of course that makes sense it would be cool if you could make friends with my dog because she won't shut up and you are really freaking her out do you not have pets where you are? if you don't have books I can't go don't visit me anymore if you do have books can you make me a famous writer can you heal my weird route canal infection? I will grow soybeans in your blue greenhouse I will run an ESP preschool for your alien babies I love babies anyway thanks for stopping by I am sorry I didn't have any Reese's pieces I am deathly allergic to all nuts yeah I know it is the GMOs live long and prosper seriously? Leonard Nimoy is from your planet? nothing surprises me anymore except for the end of humanity Ha! don't worry they all think I'm crazy my washing machine is broken can you please be like those magical shoe elves and fix it? or leave me cookies
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